6 Fun Ways To Dump Her

Who says dumping your girlfriend can't be fun?

Here are some great ways to hit the road, Jack!

  1. Go grocery shopping with your girlfriend. When she's not looking, pay a checker to let you dump her over the loudspeaker system.
  2. Fake your own death.
  3. Go to jail.
  4. Go to Vegas for a romantic getaway. Leave the hotel room to go "play poker," come back married to a cocktail waitress.
  5. Take her to a professional basketball game, have your breakup note displayed on the JumboTron.
  6. Ask for a threesome with her hottest friend. Either way, you'll come out a winner.

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