Spring Break is chock full of hot chicks, but it's important to understand that all hot chicks are not created equally. They are all different, and according to BroBible, there are 11 different types of girls you'll encounter on your Spring Break getaway.
1. The Freaky Slut: You'll usually identify her by the numerous tattoos and her willingness to do some crazy stuff.
2. Slutty McSlutterson: She wears sexy outfits and is quite easy, despite the fact that she's not exactly as hot as she thinks she is. You'll realize this too when you sober up.
3. The Cougar: She didn't book her trip there because it was Spring Break, but since the beach and bars are flooded with young guys, what the heck?
4. The Faithful Girl: She has a boyfriend back home and there's no way she's going to cheat on him.
5. The Cling-On: You met her on the first day of your trip and now she won't leave you alone.
6. Miss Waste-of-Time: She's the hottest one in the bar and she knows it. All of your efforts are a big waste-of-time.
7. Jail Bait: This one is self-explanatory.
8. Fatty C-Block: She's there to have fun with her hot girlfriends and to protect them from guys like you.
9. The Pivot: She seemed hot when you met her, but less and less each time you look at her.
10. Holly Hospital: Her Spring Break will probably end on the first night. The rest of her week, after a quick stomach-pumping at the hospital, will continue in the hotel room.
11. The One: She's hot, friendly, likes to chill out with you and your friends.
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