http://my101.rockin101.com/service/getFeed.kickAction?quantity=25 New blogs from thechad101 on Rockin101 Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:10:52 GMT Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:10:52 GMT tim@rockin101.com (timryan) tim@rockin101.com (timryan) KickApps Feed Builder 2010-04-19T18:10:52Z 114 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/searchEverything.kickAction?as=50233&sortType=recent 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Skeletons-in-Her-Closet/BLOG/2305541/50233.html We hate to burst your bubble here, but that girl you've been seeing has some skeletons in her closet. They all do. Here are the Top 10 things that she might be keeping from you: 10. She slept with her boss or teacher.9. She was engaged.8. She used to be fat.7. She had a nervous breakdown.6. She's done hard drugs.5. She has a criminal past.4. She's had some real freaky sex.3. She's had some real freaky sex on film.2. She slept with someone you know.1. She's pretty much slept with everyone. We hate to burst your bubble here, but that girl you've been seeing has some skeletons in her closet. They all do. Here are the Top 10 things that she might be keeping from you: 10. She slept with her boss or teacher.9. She was engaged.8. She used to be fat.7. She had a nervous breakdown.6. She's done hard drugs.5. She has a criminal past.4. She's had some real freaky sex.3. She's had some real freaky sex on film.2. She slept with someone you know.1. She's pretty much slept with everyone. Mon, 19 Apr 2010 18:10:52 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Skeletons-in-Her-Closet/BLOG/2305541/50233.html thechad101 2010-04-19T18:10:52Z Rockin101 We hate to burst your bubble here, but that girl you've been seeing has some skeletons in her closet. They all do. Here are the Top 10 things that she might be keeping from you: 10. She slept with her boss or teacher.9. She was engaged.8. She used to be fat.7. She had a nervous breakdown.6. She's done hard drugs.5. She has a criminal past.4. She's had some real freaky sex.3. She's had some real freaky sex on film.2. She slept with someone you know.1. She's pretty much slept with everyone. nonadult false Skeletons in Her Closet text blog 76 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2305541 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_10-Man-Commandments/BLOG/2302550/50233.html When it comes to the man code, there are rules that just shouldn't be broken. Here are the 10 Commandments of Man Law: 1. Thou Shalt Not Sell Out Thy Friends 2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Another Man's Wife 3. Thou Shalt Provide An Alibi: A true man will always give his buddies a way out of stuff they don't want to deal with, like having to have dinner with his girlfriend's parents. 4. Thou Shalt Not Get Involved. Never butt in on a friend's fight with his lady. 5. Thou Shalt Not Inhibit Another Man's Game. Don't pick up a woman that another guy has already laid claim to. 6. Thou Shalt Not Hang Out With Another Man's Girl 7. Thou Shalt Not Leave a Man Behind in Combat 8. Thou Shalt Not Move Thy Girlfriend In 9. Thou Shalt Not Date Friend's Exes 10. Thou Shalt Not Borrow Money When it comes to the man code, there are rules that just shouldn't be broken. Here are the 10 Commandments of Man Law: 1. Thou Shalt Not Sell Out Thy Friends 2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Another Man's Wife 3. Thou Shalt Provide An Alibi: A true man will always give his buddies a way out of stuff they don't want to deal with, like having to have dinner with his girlfriend's parents. 4. Thou Shalt Not Get Involved. Never butt in on a friend's fight with his lady. 5. Thou Shalt Not Inhibit Another Man's Game. Don't pick up a woman that another guy has already laid claim to. 6. Thou Shalt Not Hang Out With Another Man's Girl 7. Thou Shalt Not Leave a Man Behind in Combat 8. Thou Shalt Not Move Thy Girlfriend In 9. Thou Shalt Not Date Friend's Exes 10. Thou Shalt Not Borrow Money Fri, 16 Apr 2010 23:02:47 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_10-Man-Commandments/BLOG/2302550/50233.html thechad101 2010-04-16T23:02:47Z Rockin101 When it comes to the man code, there are rules that just shouldn't be broken. Here are the 10 Commandments of Man Law: 1. Thou Shalt Not Sell Out Thy Friends 2. Thou Shalt Not Covet Another Man's Wife 3. Thou Shalt Provide An Alibi: A true man will always give his buddies a way out of stuff they don't want to deal with, like having to have dinner with his girlfriend's parents. 4. Thou Shalt Not Get Involved. Never butt in on a friend's fight with his lady. 5. Thou Shalt Not Inhibit Another Man's Game. Don't pick up a woman that another guy has already laid claim to. 6. Thou Shalt Not Hang Out With Another Man's Girl 7. Thou Shalt Not Leave a Man Behind in Combat 8. Thou Shalt Not Move Thy Girlfriend In 9. Thou Shalt Not Date Friend's Exes 10. Thou Shalt Not Borrow Money nonadult false 10 Man Commandments text blog 80 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2302550 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Hitchhiking-For-Dummies/BLOG/2291531/50233.html Hitchhiking is illegal and potentially dangerous -- but that doesn't mean people don't do it. So if you find yourself in a situation where you have to bum a ride, here are some helpful tips that can improve your odds of getting picked up: Look clean and well put together. Drivers are more likely to pick up someone who doesn't look crazy. Lose the sunglasses. They make you look shady. Be neighborly. This applies to anyone who hitchhikes near where they live. Be friendly with your neighborhood and they'll be more likely to pick you up. Don't carry more than one bag. Have a creative approach. Wear a fake cast or do something absurdly funny. Choose your location wisely. Make sure the motorist has enough room to pull over. Hold up a sign with your destination written on it. Consider the time of day. Don't do it during rush hour. Looking pathetic helps. Stand out in the rain or wear shorts and a t-shirt in freezing weather. Don't get angry when cars don't stop. ---and never forget The Code of the Road!! Hitchhiking is illegal and potentially dangerous -- but that doesn't mean people don't do it. So if you find yourself in a situation where you have to bum a ride, here are some helpful tips that can improve your odds of getting picked up: Look clean and well put together. Drivers are more likely to pick up someone who doesn't look crazy. Lose the sunglasses. They make you look shady. Be neighborly. This applies to anyone who hitchhikes near where they live. Be friendly with your neighborhood and they'll be more likely to pick you up. Don't carry more than one bag. Have a creative approach. Wear a fake cast or do something absurdly funny. Choose your location wisely. Make sure the motorist has enough room to pull over. Hold up a sign with your destination written on it. Consider the time of day. Don't do it during rush hour. Looking pathetic helps. Stand out in the rain or wear shorts and a t-shirt in freezing weather. Don't get angry when cars don't stop. ---and never forget The Code of the Road!! Thu, 08 Apr 2010 18:15:07 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Hitchhiking-For-Dummies/BLOG/2291531/50233.html thechad101 2010-04-08T18:15:07Z Rockin101 Hitchhiking is illegal and potentially dangerous -- but that doesn't mean people don't do it. So if you find yourself in a situation where you have to bum a ride, here are some helpful tips that can improve your odds of getting picked up: Look clean and well put together. Drivers are more likely to pick up someone who doesn't look crazy. Lose the sunglasses. They make you look shady. Be neighborly. This applies to anyone who hitchhikes near where they live. Be friendly with your neighborhood and they'll be more likely to pick you up. Don't carry more than one bag. Have a creative approach. Wear a fake cast or do something absurdly funny. Choose your location wisely. Make sure the motorist has enough room to pull over. Hold up a sign with your destination written on it. Consider the time of day. Don't do it during rush hour. Looking pathetic helps. Stand out in the rain or wear shorts and a t-shirt in freezing weather. Don't get angry when cars don't stop. ---and never forget The Code of the Road!! nonadult false Hitchhiking For Dummies text blog 65 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2291531 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_lolah-update/BLOG/2291258/50233.html In case you didn't know/read my bio, I front a band called lolah. All lowercase, don't freak out. We have gigs coming up, here's where we'll be:   April 10th, The Terminal Bar - Minneapolis April 24th, The Red Sea (w/ Shank) - Minneapolis July 2nd & 3rd, The Blue Ox - Brainerd July 24th, Halfway Jam - Royalton   More updates, media, pics, bios, blahblahblah at www.lolah.net   In case you didn't know/read my bio, I front a band called lolah. All lowercase, don't freak out. We have gigs coming up, here's where we'll be:   April 10th, The Terminal Bar - Minneapolis April 24th, The Red Sea (w/ Shank) - Minneapolis July 2nd & 3rd, The Blue Ox - Brainerd July 24th, Halfway Jam - Royalton   More updates, media, pics, bios, blahblahblah at www.lolah.net   Thu, 08 Apr 2010 14:43:46 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_lolah-update/BLOG/2291258/50233.html thechad101 2010-04-08T14:43:46Z Rockin101 In case you didn't know/read my bio, I front a band called lolah. All lowercase, don't freak out. We have gigs coming up, here's where we'll be:   April 10th, The Terminal Bar - Minneapolis April 24th, The Red Sea (w/ Shank) - Minneapolis July 2nd & 3rd, The Blue Ox - Brainerd July 24th, Halfway Jam - Royalton   More updates, media, pics, bios, blahblahblah at www.lolah.net   nonadult false lolah update text blog 68 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2291258 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Strip-Club-Etiquette/BLOG/2284481/50233.html In most places we travel and spend time, we have a pretty good handle on the rules of etiquette. For example, it's OK to walk around your apartment in your tighty whiteys, scratching yourself. On the other hand, it's not OK to do this at the grocery store. Since there are so many things to consider at strip clubs, such as naked women, booze and money, it's important to have a solid grasp of what's expected before going in so you don't blow it. Dress Code -- No sweatpants, athletic shorts or thin pants. Most dancers will stay far away from your sweatpants salami. Tip -- Yes, it's all about the money. If you aren't prepared to pay the dancers for their services -- just like a hairdresser or mechanic -- stay home. Ask for Permission, Not Forgiveness -- Your stripper is a performer and a human being who'll tell you yes or no. Ask what you can do and follow the rules. (And, if you don't like the answer, offer more money.) Observe Club Norms -- If everyone is setting tips down on the edge of the stage, don't try to stick a dollar bill in the dancer's thong. If they're sliding bills into garters, you may not want to "make it rain." There are club rule variations. Watch a little before getting into the act. --AND NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!!! In most places we travel and spend time, we have a pretty good handle on the rules of etiquette. For example, it's OK to walk around your apartment in your tighty whiteys, scratching yourself. On the other hand, it's not OK to do this at the grocery store. Since there are so many things to consider at strip clubs, such as naked women, booze and money, it's important to have a solid grasp of what's expected before going in so you don't blow it. Dress Code -- No sweatpants, athletic shorts or thin pants. Most dancers will stay far away from your sweatpants salami. Tip -- Yes, it's all about the money. If you aren't prepared to pay the dancers for their services -- just like a hairdresser or mechanic -- stay home. Ask for Permission, Not Forgiveness -- Your stripper is a performer and a human being who'll tell you yes or no. Ask what you can do and follow the rules. (And, if you don't like the answer, offer more money.) Observe Club Norms -- If everyone is setting tips down on the edge of the stage, don't try to stick a dollar bill in the dancer's thong. If they're sliding bills into garters, you may not want to "make it rain." There are club rule variations. Watch a little before getting into the act. --AND NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!!! Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:06:09 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Strip-Club-Etiquette/BLOG/2284481/50233.html thechad101 2010-04-05T17:06:09Z Rockin101 In most places we travel and spend time, we have a pretty good handle on the rules of etiquette. For example, it's OK to walk around your apartment in your tighty whiteys, scratching yourself. On the other hand, it's not OK to do this at the grocery store. Since there are so many things to consider at strip clubs, such as naked women, booze and money, it's important to have a solid grasp of what's expected before going in so you don't blow it. Dress Code -- No sweatpants, athletic shorts or thin pants. Most dancers will stay far away from your sweatpants salami. Tip -- Yes, it's all about the money. If you aren't prepared to pay the dancers for their services -- just like a hairdresser or mechanic -- stay home. Ask for Permission, Not Forgiveness -- Your stripper is a performer and a human being who'll tell you yes or no. Ask what you can do and follow the rules. (And, if you don't like the answer, offer more money.) Observe Club Norms -- If everyone is setting tips down on the edge of the stage, don't try to stick a dollar bill in the dancer's thong. If they're sliding bills into garters, you may not want to "make it rain." There are club rule variations. Watch a little before getting into the act. --AND NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!!! nonadult false Strip-Club Etiquette text blog 125 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2284481 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_6-Fun-Ways-To-Dump-Her/BLOG/2284476/50233.html Who says dumping your girlfriend can't be fun? Here are some great ways to hit the road, Jack! Go grocery shopping with your girlfriend. When she's not looking, pay a checker to let you dump her over the loudspeaker system. Fake your own death. Go to jail. Go to Vegas for a romantic getaway. Leave the hotel room to go "play poker," come back married to a cocktail waitress. Take her to a professional basketball game, have your breakup note displayed on the JumboTron. Ask for a threesome with her hottest friend. Either way, you'll come out a winner. Who says dumping your girlfriend can't be fun? Here are some great ways to hit the road, Jack! Go grocery shopping with your girlfriend. When she's not looking, pay a checker to let you dump her over the loudspeaker system. Fake your own death. Go to jail. Go to Vegas for a romantic getaway. Leave the hotel room to go "play poker," come back married to a cocktail waitress. Take her to a professional basketball game, have your breakup note displayed on the JumboTron. Ask for a threesome with her hottest friend. Either way, you'll come out a winner. Mon, 05 Apr 2010 17:03:28 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_6-Fun-Ways-To-Dump-Her/BLOG/2284476/50233.html thechad101 2010-04-05T17:03:28Z Rockin101 Who says dumping your girlfriend can't be fun? Here are some great ways to hit the road, Jack! Go grocery shopping with your girlfriend. When she's not looking, pay a checker to let you dump her over the loudspeaker system. Fake your own death. Go to jail. Go to Vegas for a romantic getaway. Leave the hotel room to go "play poker," come back married to a cocktail waitress. Take her to a professional basketball game, have your breakup note displayed on the JumboTron. Ask for a threesome with her hottest friend. Either way, you'll come out a winner. nonadult false 6 Fun Ways To Dump Her text blog 93 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2284476 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Before-Technology/BLOG/2277562/50233.html There was a time not too long ago when there was no Internet. Movies and music couldn't fit in your pocket. People actually had to go outside to have fun. According to Gunaxin.com, here are some things we used to have to do for fun, before modern technology came along: 1. Talked on the Phone -- The only phones around used to hang on the wall. We used to have to ask, "Who is this?" and actually remember people's numbers. Weird. 2. Hunted for Porn -- There were no nudie pictures on your iPhone because there were no iPhones. Instead, there were glossy magazines that your dad or older brother hid under lock and key. But, that didn't stop you from getting your grubby little hands on them, did it? 3. Bought Albums -- We used to have to go to the music store (Sam Goody ... Tower Records ...) to get music. Even worse (or better) we had to wait in line with honest-to-goodness other people to get checked out. 4. Rode Bikes -- Everything you ever needed in life was nothing but a quick bike ride away. Now, there are scooters and Segways and wheelie shoes complicating matters. There was a time not too long ago when there was no Internet. Movies and music couldn't fit in your pocket. People actually had to go outside to have fun. According to Gunaxin.com, here are some things we used to have to do for fun, before modern technology came along: 1. Talked on the Phone -- The only phones around used to hang on the wall. We used to have to ask, "Who is this?" and actually remember people's numbers. Weird. 2. Hunted for Porn -- There were no nudie pictures on your iPhone because there were no iPhones. Instead, there were glossy magazines that your dad or older brother hid under lock and key. But, that didn't stop you from getting your grubby little hands on them, did it? 3. Bought Albums -- We used to have to go to the music store (Sam Goody ... Tower Records ...) to get music. Even worse (or better) we had to wait in line with honest-to-goodness other people to get checked out. 4. Rode Bikes -- Everything you ever needed in life was nothing but a quick bike ride away. Now, there are scooters and Segways and wheelie shoes complicating matters. Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:34:19 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Before-Technology/BLOG/2277562/50233.html thechad101 2010-04-01T18:34:19Z Rockin101 There was a time not too long ago when there was no Internet. Movies and music couldn't fit in your pocket. People actually had to go outside to have fun. According to Gunaxin.com, here are some things we used to have to do for fun, before modern technology came along: 1. Talked on the Phone -- The only phones around used to hang on the wall. We used to have to ask, "Who is this?" and actually remember people's numbers. Weird. 2. Hunted for Porn -- There were no nudie pictures on your iPhone because there were no iPhones. Instead, there were glossy magazines that your dad or older brother hid under lock and key. But, that didn't stop you from getting your grubby little hands on them, did it? 3. Bought Albums -- We used to have to go to the music store (Sam Goody ... Tower Records ...) to get music. Even worse (or better) we had to wait in line with honest-to-goodness other people to get checked out. 4. Rode Bikes -- Everything you ever needed in life was nothing but a quick bike ride away. Now, there are scooters and Segways and wheelie shoes complicating matters. nonadult false Before Technology.... text blog 87 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2277562 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Movie-CharactersAwesome-Wingman/BLOG/2277559/50233.html According to COEDMagazine.com, here are some movie characters who would make awesome wingmen: Jules -- Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction -- Fearless, intelligent, and witty, Jules is almost everything you could ask for in a wingman. Unfortunately, there's the risk that your lady friend figure out that Jules was, at one time a hit man. Alpa Chino -- Brandon T. Jackson from Tropic Thunder -- Being a famous rap-star, an actor in a blockbuster film, and the face of Booty Sweat, Alpa Chino will definitely have the attention of the ladies. As a friend of Alpa Chino, your social status soars. And, Alpa Chino poses absolutely no threat of becoming your competition. He's gay. Frodo Baggins -- Elijah Wood from The Lord of the Rings -- Frodo is the kind of wingman you need when your lady friend brings along a girl friend. This girlfriend needs to be occupied. Enter Frodo. Sure, he isn't the most attractive dude, but he's got The Precious. The moment he whips out that ring, it's game over for the girlf riend your lady brought along, clearing the way for you to score. ---notice that Spicolli isn't on the list.... According to COEDMagazine.com, here are some movie characters who would make awesome wingmen: Jules -- Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction -- Fearless, intelligent, and witty, Jules is almost everything you could ask for in a wingman. Unfortunately, there's the risk that your lady friend figure out that Jules was, at one time a hit man. Alpa Chino -- Brandon T. Jackson from Tropic Thunder -- Being a famous rap-star, an actor in a blockbuster film, and the face of Booty Sweat, Alpa Chino will definitely have the attention of the ladies. As a friend of Alpa Chino, your social status soars. And, Alpa Chino poses absolutely no threat of becoming your competition. He's gay. Frodo Baggins -- Elijah Wood from The Lord of the Rings -- Frodo is the kind of wingman you need when your lady friend brings along a girl friend. This girlfriend needs to be occupied. Enter Frodo. Sure, he isn't the most attractive dude, but he's got The Precious. The moment he whips out that ring, it's game over for the girlf riend your lady brought along, clearing the way for you to score. ---notice that Spicolli isn't on the list.... Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:31:38 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Movie-CharactersAwesome-Wingman/BLOG/2277559/50233.html thechad101 2010-04-01T18:31:38Z Rockin101 According to COEDMagazine.com, here are some movie characters who would make awesome wingmen: Jules -- Samuel L. Jackson from Pulp Fiction -- Fearless, intelligent, and witty, Jules is almost everything you could ask for in a wingman. Unfortunately, there's the risk that your lady friend figure out that Jules was, at one time a hit man. Alpa Chino -- Brandon T. Jackson from Tropic Thunder -- Being a famous rap-star, an actor in a blockbuster film, and the face of Booty Sweat, Alpa Chino will definitely have the attention of the ladies. As a friend of Alpa Chino, your social status soars. And, Alpa Chino poses absolutely no threat of becoming your competition. He's gay. Frodo Baggins -- Elijah Wood from The Lord of the Rings -- Frodo is the kind of wingman you need when your lady friend brings along a girl friend. This girlfriend needs to be occupied. Enter Frodo. Sure, he isn't the most attractive dude, but he's got The Precious. The moment he whips out that ring, it's game over for the girlf riend your lady brought along, clearing the way for you to score. ---notice that Spicolli isn't on the list.... nonadult false Movie Characters/Awesome Wingman text blog 93 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2277559 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_HIS-Body-Clock/BLOG/2277553/50233.html Trying to figure out the best time to broach a touchy subject, or ask your guy a favor, or convince him to do something you know he'll dread? It's easier than you think if you learn how to tune in to his body clock, says Gabrielle Lichterman, co-author of 28 Days: What Your Cycle Reveals About Your Love Life, Moods, and Potential. 1. If you need his help moving, fighting, or fixing something ... Ask: from 9 a.m.-noon. Guys wake up bursting with testosterone, and this surge in hormones makes him ambitious and determined. This is the perfect time to ask him for a favor, particularly one that makes him feel like Mr. Fix-It. 2. If you want to get him to agree to your plans ... Ask: from 3-4 p.m. This late-afternoon window is the perfect opportunity since his super-low testosterone levels will make him mellow and agreeable to pretty much anything you throw on the table. 3. If you want to broach a touchy topic ... Ask: from 8-10 p.m. At this hour, the hormone oxytocin -- aka the "cuddle hormone" due to its intimacy-inducing effects -- is on the rise in his bloodstream. That means this is a prime time to resolve a lingering spat ("It hurt my feelings when you didn't call today") or get a grievance off your chest ("Will you please shave your back?"). Trying to figure out the best time to broach a touchy subject, or ask your guy a favor, or convince him to do something you know he'll dread? It's easier than you think if you learn how to tune in to his body clock, says Gabrielle Lichterman, co-author of 28 Days: What Your Cycle Reveals About Your Love Life, Moods, and Potential. 1. If you need his help moving, fighting, or fixing something ... Ask: from 9 a.m.-noon. Guys wake up bursting with testosterone, and this surge in hormones makes him ambitious and determined. This is the perfect time to ask him for a favor, particularly one that makes him feel like Mr. Fix-It. 2. If you want to get him to agree to your plans ... Ask: from 3-4 p.m. This late-afternoon window is the perfect opportunity since his super-low testosterone levels will make him mellow and agreeable to pretty much anything you throw on the table. 3. If you want to broach a touchy topic ... Ask: from 8-10 p.m. At this hour, the hormone oxytocin -- aka the "cuddle hormone" due to its intimacy-inducing effects -- is on the rise in his bloodstream. That means this is a prime time to resolve a lingering spat ("It hurt my feelings when you didn't call today") or get a grievance off your chest ("Will you please shave your back?"). Thu, 01 Apr 2010 18:29:33 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_HIS-Body-Clock/BLOG/2277553/50233.html thechad101 2010-04-01T18:29:33Z Rockin101 Trying to figure out the best time to broach a touchy subject, or ask your guy a favor, or convince him to do something you know he'll dread? It's easier than you think if you learn how to tune in to his body clock, says Gabrielle Lichterman, co-author of 28 Days: What Your Cycle Reveals About Your Love Life, Moods, and Potential. 1. If you need his help moving, fighting, or fixing something ... Ask: from 9 a.m.-noon. Guys wake up bursting with testosterone, and this surge in hormones makes him ambitious and determined. This is the perfect time to ask him for a favor, particularly one that makes him feel like Mr. Fix-It. 2. If you want to get him to agree to your plans ... Ask: from 3-4 p.m. This late-afternoon window is the perfect opportunity since his super-low testosterone levels will make him mellow and agreeable to pretty much anything you throw on the table. 3. If you want to broach a touchy topic ... Ask: from 8-10 p.m. At this hour, the hormone oxytocin -- aka the "cuddle hormone" due to its intimacy-inducing effects -- is on the rise in his bloodstream. That means this is a prime time to resolve a lingering spat ("It hurt my feelings when you didn't call today") or get a grievance off your chest ("Will you please shave your back?"). nonadult false HIS Body Clock text blog 83 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2277553 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Spring-Break-Chicks/BLOG/2267767/50233.html Spring Break is chock full of hot chicks, but it's important to understand that all hot chicks are not created equally. They are all different, and according to BroBible, there are 11 different types of girls you'll encounter on your Spring Break getaway. 1. The Freaky Slut: You'll usually identify her by the numerous tattoos and her willingness to do some crazy stuff. 2. Slutty McSlutterson: She wears sexy outfits and is quite easy, despite the fact that she's not exactly as hot as she thinks she is. You'll realize this too when you sober up. 3. The Cougar: She didn't book her trip there because it was Spring Break, but since the beach and bars are flooded with young guys, what the heck? 4. The Faithful Girl: She has a boyfriend back home and there's no way she's going to cheat on him. 5. The Cling-On: You met her on the first day of your trip and now she won't leave you  alone. 6. Miss Waste-of-Time: She's the hottest one in the bar and she knows it. All of your efforts are a big waste-of-time. 7. Jail Bait: This one is self-explanatory. 8. Fatty C-Block: She's there to have fun with her hot girlfriends and to protect them from guys like you. 9. The Pivot: She seemed hot when you met her, but less and less each time you look at her. 10. Holly Hospital: Her Spring Break will probably end on the first night. The rest of her week, after a quick stomach-pumping at the hospital, will continue in the hotel room. 11. The One: She's hot, friendly, likes to chill out with you and your friends. Spring Break is chock full of hot chicks, but it's important to understand that all hot chicks are not created equally. They are all different, and according to BroBible, there are 11 different types of girls you'll encounter on your Spring Break getaway. 1. The Freaky Slut: You'll usually identify her by the numerous tattoos and her willingness to do some crazy stuff. 2. Slutty McSlutterson: She wears sexy outfits and is quite easy, despite the fact that she's not exactly as hot as she thinks she is. You'll realize this too when you sober up. 3. The Cougar: She didn't book her trip there because it was Spring Break, but since the beach and bars are flooded with young guys, what the heck? 4. The Faithful Girl: She has a boyfriend back home and there's no way she's going to cheat on him. 5. The Cling-On: You met her on the first day of your trip and now she won't leave you  alone. 6. Miss Waste-of-Time: She's the hottest one in the bar and she knows it. All of your efforts are a big waste-of-time. 7. Jail Bait: This one is self-explanatory. 8. Fatty C-Block: She's there to have fun with her hot girlfriends and to protect them from guys like you. 9. The Pivot: She seemed hot when you met her, but less and less each time you look at her. 10. Holly Hospital: Her Spring Break will probably end on the first night. The rest of her week, after a quick stomach-pumping at the hospital, will continue in the hotel room. 11. The One: She's hot, friendly, likes to chill out with you and your friends. Wed, 24 Mar 2010 20:14:58 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Spring-Break-Chicks/BLOG/2267767/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-24T20:14:58Z Rockin101 Spring Break is chock full of hot chicks, but it's important to understand that all hot chicks are not created equally. They are all different, and according to BroBible, there are 11 different types of girls you'll encounter on your Spring Break getaway. 1. The Freaky Slut: You'll usually identify her by the numerous tattoos and her willingness to do some crazy stuff. 2. Slutty McSlutterson: She wears sexy outfits and is quite easy, despite the fact that she's not exactly as hot as she thinks she is. You'll realize this too when you sober up. 3. The Cougar: She didn't book her trip there because it was Spring Break, but since the beach and bars are flooded with young guys, what the heck? 4. The Faithful Girl: She has a boyfriend back home and there's no way she's going to cheat on him. 5. The Cling-On: You met her on the first day of your trip and now she won't leave you  alone. 6. Miss Waste-of-Time: She's the hottest one in the bar and she knows it. All of your efforts are a big waste-of-time. 7. Jail Bait: This one is self-explanatory. 8. Fatty C-Block: She's there to have fun with her hot girlfriends and to protect them from guys like you. 9. The Pivot: She seemed hot when you met her, but less and less each time you look at her. 10. Holly Hospital: Her Spring Break will probably end on the first night. The rest of her week, after a quick stomach-pumping at the hospital, will continue in the hotel room. 11. The One: She's hot, friendly, likes to chill out with you and your friends. nonadult false Spring Break Chicks text blog 140 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2267767 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Detroit-Stinks/BLOG/2230563/50233.html Employees for the City of Detroit will be forced to obey a brand-new rule -- no wearing perfume, cologne or aftershave. The anti-smell rule is a result of a federal lawsuit that ruled in favor of a city worker who said her co-worker's perfume made it hard for her to do her job. New signs will warn workers to avoid "wearing scented products, including colognes, aftershave lotions, perfumes, deodorants, body/face lotions (and) the use of scented candles, perfume samples from magazines, spray or solid air fresheners."   Employees for the City of Detroit will be forced to obey a brand-new rule -- no wearing perfume, cologne or aftershave. The anti-smell rule is a result of a federal lawsuit that ruled in favor of a city worker who said her co-worker's perfume made it hard for her to do her job. New signs will warn workers to avoid "wearing scented products, including colognes, aftershave lotions, perfumes, deodorants, body/face lotions (and) the use of scented candles, perfume samples from magazines, spray or solid air fresheners."   Mon, 22 Mar 2010 18:40:18 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Detroit-Stinks/BLOG/2230563/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-22T18:40:18Z Rockin101 Employees for the City of Detroit will be forced to obey a brand-new rule -- no wearing perfume, cologne or aftershave. The anti-smell rule is a result of a federal lawsuit that ruled in favor of a city worker who said her co-worker's perfume made it hard for her to do her job. New signs will warn workers to avoid "wearing scented products, including colognes, aftershave lotions, perfumes, deodorants, body/face lotions (and) the use of scented candles, perfume samples from magazines, spray or solid air fresheners."   nonadult false Detroit Stinks text blog 69 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2230563 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_The-Mc-1035/BLOG/2156700/50233.html There's a growing phenomenon at McDonald's restaurants across the country. People are grabbing themselves a Mc-10:35 sandwich. The Mc-10:35 is a combination of a McDonald's Egg McMuffin and a McDouble, which you can only get at 10:35 a.m. because that's when McDonald's switches from their breakfast menu to their lunch menu. You buy one of the last Egg McMuffins that have been made and one of the first McDoubles -- and then you go to work. You take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble and dig your chompers into the Mc-10:35. Plenty of people swear by it. Sounds like a great cure for a hangover... There's a growing phenomenon at McDonald's restaurants across the country. People are grabbing themselves a Mc-10:35 sandwich. The Mc-10:35 is a combination of a McDonald's Egg McMuffin and a McDouble, which you can only get at 10:35 a.m. because that's when McDonald's switches from their breakfast menu to their lunch menu. You buy one of the last Egg McMuffins that have been made and one of the first McDoubles -- and then you go to work. You take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble and dig your chompers into the Mc-10:35. Plenty of people swear by it. Sounds like a great cure for a hangover... Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:52:46 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_The-Mc-1035/BLOG/2156700/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-15T17:52:46Z Rockin101 There's a growing phenomenon at McDonald's restaurants across the country. People are grabbing themselves a Mc-10:35 sandwich. The Mc-10:35 is a combination of a McDonald's Egg McMuffin and a McDouble, which you can only get at 10:35 a.m. because that's when McDonald's switches from their breakfast menu to their lunch menu. You buy one of the last Egg McMuffins that have been made and one of the first McDoubles -- and then you go to work. You take the egg and Canadian bacon from the Egg McMuffin and put it on the McDouble and dig your chompers into the Mc-10:35. Plenty of people swear by it. Sounds like a great cure for a hangover... nonadult false The Mc-10:35 text blog 95 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2156700 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Let-the-Bodies-Hit-the-Impound/BLOG/2156698/50233.html A van belonging to a funeral home in New York City that contained a body was accidentally towed by police. The culprit cop stated that the van wasn't marked and the windows were tinted, which made him believe it was just another illegally parked vehicle. Funeral home director Paul DeNigris had put a placard in the windshield, but it had apparently fallen over. He had to pick the van up from the impound and was able to get the body to the airport in time for a scheduled flight to Miami. DeNigris is going to be fighting the 115-dollar ticket. A van belonging to a funeral home in New York City that contained a body was accidentally towed by police. The culprit cop stated that the van wasn't marked and the windows were tinted, which made him believe it was just another illegally parked vehicle. Funeral home director Paul DeNigris had put a placard in the windshield, but it had apparently fallen over. He had to pick the van up from the impound and was able to get the body to the airport in time for a scheduled flight to Miami. DeNigris is going to be fighting the 115-dollar ticket. Mon, 15 Mar 2010 17:50:32 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Let-the-Bodies-Hit-the-Impound/BLOG/2156698/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-15T17:50:32Z Rockin101 A van belonging to a funeral home in New York City that contained a body was accidentally towed by police. The culprit cop stated that the van wasn't marked and the windows were tinted, which made him believe it was just another illegally parked vehicle. Funeral home director Paul DeNigris had put a placard in the windshield, but it had apparently fallen over. He had to pick the van up from the impound and was able to get the body to the airport in time for a scheduled flight to Miami. DeNigris is going to be fighting the 115-dollar ticket. nonadult false Let the Bodies Hit the Impound text blog 65 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 2156698 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Ways-To-Ruin-a-Bachelor-Party/BLOG/1955615/50233.html Women are highly protective of their weddings. They don't want anything to go wrong -- and often become control freak bride-zillas along the way to the altar. Guys, on the other hand, care a lot about their bachelor parties. And while there is a much greater margin of error with bachelor parties, there are still a few things that can cause the party to go very wrong. According to Guyism.com, here are some ways to ruin a bachelor party: 1. Pass Out -- Guys usually get pretty drunk at bachelor parties. Drinking isn't a crime, but passing out at the bar is. 2. Forget to Arrange Transportation -- A bachelor party is one event where you shouldn't trust a designated driver from the group. Hire a professional. 3. Don't Help Pay for Things -- Friends need to pony up a few bucks because this is, more or less, a going away party for your buddy. On this night, he gets a free pass. Booze, drugs, lap dances, greens fees and bail money should all be taken care of by the other guys. 4. Say Something Stupid to the Bride's Father or Brother -- The bride's father or brother might be along for the ride, but they still play for the bride's team. Things can get wild, but don't tell any crazy stories that could cause your buddy trouble down the line. Source: Guyism.com Women are highly protective of their weddings. They don't want anything to go wrong -- and often become control freak bride-zillas along the way to the altar. Guys, on the other hand, care a lot about their bachelor parties. And while there is a much greater margin of error with bachelor parties, there are still a few things that can cause the party to go very wrong. According to Guyism.com, here are some ways to ruin a bachelor party: 1. Pass Out -- Guys usually get pretty drunk at bachelor parties. Drinking isn't a crime, but passing out at the bar is. 2. Forget to Arrange Transportation -- A bachelor party is one event where you shouldn't trust a designated driver from the group. Hire a professional. 3. Don't Help Pay for Things -- Friends need to pony up a few bucks because this is, more or less, a going away party for your buddy. On this night, he gets a free pass. Booze, drugs, lap dances, greens fees and bail money should all be taken care of by the other guys. 4. Say Something Stupid to the Bride's Father or Brother -- The bride's father or brother might be along for the ride, but they still play for the bride's team. Things can get wild, but don't tell any crazy stories that could cause your buddy trouble down the line. Source: Guyism.com Tue, 09 Mar 2010 18:12:51 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Ways-To-Ruin-a-Bachelor-Party/BLOG/1955615/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-09T18:12:51Z Rockin101 Women are highly protective of their weddings. They don't want anything to go wrong -- and often become control freak bride-zillas along the way to the altar. Guys, on the other hand, care a lot about their bachelor parties. And while there is a much greater margin of error with bachelor parties, there are still a few things that can cause the party to go very wrong. According to Guyism.com, here are some ways to ruin a bachelor party: 1. Pass Out -- Guys usually get pretty drunk at bachelor parties. Drinking isn't a crime, but passing out at the bar is. 2. Forget to Arrange Transportation -- A bachelor party is one event where you shouldn't trust a designated driver from the group. Hire a professional. 3. Don't Help Pay for Things -- Friends need to pony up a few bucks because this is, more or less, a going away party for your buddy. On this night, he gets a free pass. Booze, drugs, lap dances, greens fees and bail money should all be taken care of by the other guys. 4. Say Something Stupid to the Bride's Father or Brother -- The bride's father or brother might be along for the ride, but they still play for the bride's team. Things can get wild, but don't tell any crazy stories that could cause your buddy trouble down the line. Source: Guyism.com nonadult false Ways To Ruin a Bachelor Party text blog 145 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1955615 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Assault-a-Boob-With-a-Boob/BLOG/1938697/50233.html An Owensboro, Kentucky woman who was arrested for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer with her breast milk. The 31-year-old was changing into her inmate uniform when she squirted the milk into the deputy's face. Her bond was set at 10-thousand dollars.   ---seriously? This is a sexual fantasy for a LOT of men...and women.... ---seriously? This is a sexual fantasy for a LOT of men...and women.... An Owensboro, Kentucky woman who was arrested for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer with her breast milk. The 31-year-old was changing into her inmate uniform when she squirted the milk into the deputy's face. Her bond was set at 10-thousand dollars.   ---seriously? This is a sexual fantasy for a LOT of men...and women.... ---seriously? This is a sexual fantasy for a LOT of men...and women.... Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:38:15 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Assault-a-Boob-With-a-Boob/BLOG/1938697/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-08T21:38:15Z Rockin101 An Owensboro, Kentucky woman who was arrested for public intoxication was accused of assaulting a jailer with her breast milk. The 31-year-old was changing into her inmate uniform when she squirted the milk into the deputy's face. Her bond was set at 10-thousand dollars.   ---seriously? This is a sexual fantasy for a LOT of men...and women.... ---seriously? This is a sexual fantasy for a LOT of men...and women.... nonadult false Assault a Boob With a Boob text blog 101 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1938697 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_How-To-Be-Hotter/BLOG/1931459/50233.html A new study from the University of California-Davis has found that having a good-looking partner makes YOU more attractive to the opposite sex. The researchers found that this affect worked better on women, as men are more likely to find beautiful women attractive, regardless of who they're with. Researcher Jessica Yorzinski explained what she saw her subjects looking at during the study. "Even though people were only asked to evaluate the potential mate in each photograph, they all spent a lot amount of time looking at the mate's partner," Yorzinski said. "Women spent more time looking at the partners that they found attractive, while men shifted their gaze back and forth more." A new study from the University of California-Davis has found that having a good-looking partner makes YOU more attractive to the opposite sex. The researchers found that this affect worked better on women, as men are more likely to find beautiful women attractive, regardless of who they're with. Researcher Jessica Yorzinski explained what she saw her subjects looking at during the study. "Even though people were only asked to evaluate the potential mate in each photograph, they all spent a lot amount of time looking at the mate's partner," Yorzinski said. "Women spent more time looking at the partners that they found attractive, while men shifted their gaze back and forth more." Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:30:09 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_How-To-Be-Hotter/BLOG/1931459/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-04T18:30:09Z Rockin101 A new study from the University of California-Davis has found that having a good-looking partner makes YOU more attractive to the opposite sex. The researchers found that this affect worked better on women, as men are more likely to find beautiful women attractive, regardless of who they're with. Researcher Jessica Yorzinski explained what she saw her subjects looking at during the study. "Even though people were only asked to evaluate the potential mate in each photograph, they all spent a lot amount of time looking at the mate's partner," Yorzinski said. "Women spent more time looking at the partners that they found attractive, while men shifted their gaze back and forth more." nonadult false How To Be Hotter text blog 102 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1931459 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Ways-To-Get-Your-Man-Card-Revoked/BLOG/1931451/50233.html According to Guyism.com, here are some things that you can do to get your "man card" revoked on the spot: 1. Use Fake Tanner or Get a Spray-On Tan -- Painting your skin is simply pathetic. 2. Know the Lyrics to a Miley Cyrus Song -- This musical product was engineered for teenage girls... and nobody else. 3. Ask for Directions -- Guys don't even have to get teased about this anymore. GPS is ours for the taking. 4. Buy Wine Coolers For Yourself -- Guys can drink all the wine and beer and liquor they want. There is no need to reach for a tropical mango wine cooler. Ever. 5. Spend More than 20 Minutes Getting Ready -- No matter what the situation, poker night or the day or your wedding, guys should be able to get ready in 20 minutes. According to Guyism.com, here are some things that you can do to get your "man card" revoked on the spot: 1. Use Fake Tanner or Get a Spray-On Tan -- Painting your skin is simply pathetic. 2. Know the Lyrics to a Miley Cyrus Song -- This musical product was engineered for teenage girls... and nobody else. 3. Ask for Directions -- Guys don't even have to get teased about this anymore. GPS is ours for the taking. 4. Buy Wine Coolers For Yourself -- Guys can drink all the wine and beer and liquor they want. There is no need to reach for a tropical mango wine cooler. Ever. 5. Spend More than 20 Minutes Getting Ready -- No matter what the situation, poker night or the day or your wedding, guys should be able to get ready in 20 minutes. Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:27:45 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Ways-To-Get-Your-Man-Card-Revoked/BLOG/1931451/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-04T18:27:45Z Rockin101 According to Guyism.com, here are some things that you can do to get your "man card" revoked on the spot: 1. Use Fake Tanner or Get a Spray-On Tan -- Painting your skin is simply pathetic. 2. Know the Lyrics to a Miley Cyrus Song -- This musical product was engineered for teenage girls... and nobody else. 3. Ask for Directions -- Guys don't even have to get teased about this anymore. GPS is ours for the taking. 4. Buy Wine Coolers For Yourself -- Guys can drink all the wine and beer and liquor they want. There is no need to reach for a tropical mango wine cooler. Ever. 5. Spend More than 20 Minutes Getting Ready -- No matter what the situation, poker night or the day or your wedding, guys should be able to get ready in 20 minutes. nonadult false Ways To Get Your Man Card Revoked text blog 70 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1931451 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Raven-Radio/BLOG/1931435/50233.html Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen and his Raven Drum Foundation have created Resiliency Radio -- an interactive show designed to empower, educate and inspire people who've experienced trauma. Allen is the host, interviewing celebrity guests as well as people working in healthcare, mental health and related fields. Check it out at BlogTalkRadio.com/Resiliency-Radio or listen in at 347-843-4903. Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen and his Raven Drum Foundation have created Resiliency Radio -- an interactive show designed to empower, educate and inspire people who've experienced trauma. Allen is the host, interviewing celebrity guests as well as people working in healthcare, mental health and related fields. Check it out at BlogTalkRadio.com/Resiliency-Radio or listen in at 347-843-4903. Thu, 04 Mar 2010 18:15:48 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Raven-Radio/BLOG/1931435/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-04T18:15:48Z Rockin101 Def Leppard drummer Rick Allen and his Raven Drum Foundation have created Resiliency Radio -- an interactive show designed to empower, educate and inspire people who've experienced trauma. Allen is the host, interviewing celebrity guests as well as people working in healthcare, mental health and related fields. Check it out at BlogTalkRadio.com/Resiliency-Radio or listen in at 347-843-4903. nonadult false Raven Radio text blog 74 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1931435 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_8-Stages-of-Beer-Drinking/BLOG/1925848/50233.html How was your weekend? A better question might be, how are you this morning? If you really took things to the hilt over the weekend, you might have experienced what Guyism.com calls the "Eight Stages of Beer Drinking," which include: 1. Sober -- No booze in your system means all your motor and social skills are completely intact. Bravo! 2. Buzzed (aka "pretty good") -- You feel like you are starting to float a little bit and you just feel wonderful. One more drink and things start to get messy. 3. Really Buzzed (aka "tipsy" or "getting there") -- You start knocking things over. You bump into people and they spill beer on themselves. 4. Drunk (aka "plenty boozed") -- You've had enough, but the drunk voice in your head is telling you that you should keep drinking more anyway. Things such as making it to the bathroom without knocking a magazine off the coffee table become extremely difficult. 5. Really Drunk (aka "Schknockered" or "don't tell him we hid the beer") -- You lose complete control of the volume of your voice and start saying -- or yelling -- some crazy stuff. 6. Blitzed (aka "done" or "the guy we quit serving an hour ago") -- People start to yell at you -- or want to fight you. You have jumped the shark. 7. Blackout Drunk (aka "somebody else's problem" or "Inmate: 218567") -- Everything you do now you will regret tomorrow. You should be in bed or near bed at this point unless you are getting sick in the bathroom. 8. Hospital Drunk -- Congratulations! You've won a free stomach pumping and thousands of dollars in medical bills. How was your weekend? A better question might be, how are you this morning? If you really took things to the hilt over the weekend, you might have experienced what Guyism.com calls the "Eight Stages of Beer Drinking," which include: 1. Sober -- No booze in your system means all your motor and social skills are completely intact. Bravo! 2. Buzzed (aka "pretty good") -- You feel like you are starting to float a little bit and you just feel wonderful. One more drink and things start to get messy. 3. Really Buzzed (aka "tipsy" or "getting there") -- You start knocking things over. You bump into people and they spill beer on themselves. 4. Drunk (aka "plenty boozed") -- You've had enough, but the drunk voice in your head is telling you that you should keep drinking more anyway. Things such as making it to the bathroom without knocking a magazine off the coffee table become extremely difficult. 5. Really Drunk (aka "Schknockered" or "don't tell him we hid the beer") -- You lose complete control of the volume of your voice and start saying -- or yelling -- some crazy stuff. 6. Blitzed (aka "done" or "the guy we quit serving an hour ago") -- People start to yell at you -- or want to fight you. You have jumped the shark. 7. Blackout Drunk (aka "somebody else's problem" or "Inmate: 218567") -- Everything you do now you will regret tomorrow. You should be in bed or near bed at this point unless you are getting sick in the bathroom. 8. Hospital Drunk -- Congratulations! You've won a free stomach pumping and thousands of dollars in medical bills. Mon, 01 Mar 2010 19:23:14 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_8-Stages-of-Beer-Drinking/BLOG/1925848/50233.html thechad101 2010-03-01T19:23:14Z Rockin101 How was your weekend? A better question might be, how are you this morning? If you really took things to the hilt over the weekend, you might have experienced what Guyism.com calls the "Eight Stages of Beer Drinking," which include: 1. Sober -- No booze in your system means all your motor and social skills are completely intact. Bravo! 2. Buzzed (aka "pretty good") -- You feel like you are starting to float a little bit and you just feel wonderful. One more drink and things start to get messy. 3. Really Buzzed (aka "tipsy" or "getting there") -- You start knocking things over. You bump into people and they spill beer on themselves. 4. Drunk (aka "plenty boozed") -- You've had enough, but the drunk voice in your head is telling you that you should keep drinking more anyway. Things such as making it to the bathroom without knocking a magazine off the coffee table become extremely difficult. 5. Really Drunk (aka "Schknockered" or "don't tell him we hid the beer") -- You lose complete control of the volume of your voice and start saying -- or yelling -- some crazy stuff. 6. Blitzed (aka "done" or "the guy we quit serving an hour ago") -- People start to yell at you -- or want to fight you. You have jumped the shark. 7. Blackout Drunk (aka "somebody else's problem" or "Inmate: 218567") -- Everything you do now you will regret tomorrow. You should be in bed or near bed at this point unless you are getting sick in the bathroom. 8. Hospital Drunk -- Congratulations! You've won a free stomach pumping and thousands of dollars in medical bills. nonadult false 8 Stages of Beer Drinking text blog 82 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1925848 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Wonder-Vag/BLOG/1878974/50233.html Health officials in Canada are hoping a new video game will get teenagers learning about sex through the eyes of a superhero. The online game, created by the Middlesex London Health Unit, gets a player to choose a character and answer true-or-false questions about sexual activity. Players can either be a man wearing a condom on his head named Captain Condom, a virgin named Wonder Vag, a boy named Willy the Kid (who believes size doesn't matter) or Power Pap, a sexually active gal. Each character then has to fight the game's super villain, the Sperminator, a muscular man wearing a red wrestling mask with penis arms, by correctly answering a number of questions. If they get an answer wrong ... Are you ready for this? ... They get shot by sperm. ---usually, a moneyshot is a reward...kids are gonna get confused... Health officials in Canada are hoping a new video game will get teenagers learning about sex through the eyes of a superhero. The online game, created by the Middlesex London Health Unit, gets a player to choose a character and answer true-or-false questions about sexual activity. Players can either be a man wearing a condom on his head named Captain Condom, a virgin named Wonder Vag, a boy named Willy the Kid (who believes size doesn't matter) or Power Pap, a sexually active gal. Each character then has to fight the game's super villain, the Sperminator, a muscular man wearing a red wrestling mask with penis arms, by correctly answering a number of questions. If they get an answer wrong ... Are you ready for this? ... They get shot by sperm. ---usually, a moneyshot is a reward...kids are gonna get confused... Sat, 20 Feb 2010 23:27:00 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Wonder-Vag/BLOG/1878974/50233.html thechad101 2010-02-20T23:27:00Z Rockin101 Health officials in Canada are hoping a new video game will get teenagers learning about sex through the eyes of a superhero. The online game, created by the Middlesex London Health Unit, gets a player to choose a character and answer true-or-false questions about sexual activity. Players can either be a man wearing a condom on his head named Captain Condom, a virgin named Wonder Vag, a boy named Willy the Kid (who believes size doesn't matter) or Power Pap, a sexually active gal. Each character then has to fight the game's super villain, the Sperminator, a muscular man wearing a red wrestling mask with penis arms, by correctly answering a number of questions. If they get an answer wrong ... Are you ready for this? ... They get shot by sperm. ---usually, a moneyshot is a reward...kids are gonna get confused... nonadult false Wonder Vag! text blog 96 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1878974 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Moobs/BLOG/1824894/50233.html An organization of British plastic surgeons is reporting that more and more guys are going under the knife in order to deal with their "man boobs" or "moobs." Statistics from the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS) show that the number of men who had breast reduction surgery (gynaecomastia) last year increased 80 percent. Health officials are a little worried about this trend. They admit that plastic surgery is an option, but exercising regularly and maintaining a healthy diet is definitely a better way to go. In case you were wondering, a "moob job" typically costs around $4,000 and can involve the removal of as much as one liter of fat. An organization of British plastic surgeons is reporting that more and more guys are going under the knife in order to deal with their "man boobs" or "moobs." Statistics from the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS) show that the number of men who had breast reduction surgery (gynaecomastia) last year increased 80 percent. Health officials are a little worried about this trend. They admit that plastic surgery is an option, but exercising regularly and maintaining a healthy diet is definitely a better way to go. In case you were wondering, a "moob job" typically costs around $4,000 and can involve the removal of as much as one liter of fat. Tue, 09 Feb 2010 18:36:46 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Moobs/BLOG/1824894/50233.html thechad101 2010-02-09T18:36:46Z Rockin101 An organization of British plastic surgeons is reporting that more and more guys are going under the knife in order to deal with their "man boobs" or "moobs." Statistics from the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS) show that the number of men who had breast reduction surgery (gynaecomastia) last year increased 80 percent. Health officials are a little worried about this trend. They admit that plastic surgery is an option, but exercising regularly and maintaining a healthy diet is definitely a better way to go. In case you were wondering, a "moob job" typically costs around $4,000 and can involve the removal of as much as one liter of fat. nonadult false Moobs text blog 122 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1824894 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Super-Bowl-Drinking-Games/BLOG/1808929/50233.html Super Bowl Sunday has become a national holiday that celebrates excess - lots of junk food, lots of booze. Speaking of booze, here are some drinking games to pass the time: Drink at every Archie Manning sighting. Drink at every suggestion of Peyton Manning being "the best ever." Drink every time they play "When The Saints Go Marching In." Drink every-time a high-paid sideline reporter states the obvious like, "They did not want to turn the ball over" or "They did not want to give up a big play." Drink at the appearance of any talking animal, alien or Kardashian. Drink if Roger Daltry drops dead of old age after singing, "Hope I die before I get old." Drink at every John Madden sighting. Drink at every dumb zebra call. Drink double if it's a roughing the Passing Princess call. Super Bowl Sunday has become a national holiday that celebrates excess - lots of junk food, lots of booze. Speaking of booze, here are some drinking games to pass the time: Drink at every Archie Manning sighting. Drink at every suggestion of Peyton Manning being "the best ever." Drink every time they play "When The Saints Go Marching In." Drink every-time a high-paid sideline reporter states the obvious like, "They did not want to turn the ball over" or "They did not want to give up a big play." Drink at the appearance of any talking animal, alien or Kardashian. Drink if Roger Daltry drops dead of old age after singing, "Hope I die before I get old." Drink at every John Madden sighting. Drink at every dumb zebra call. Drink double if it's a roughing the Passing Princess call. Fri, 05 Feb 2010 17:24:40 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Super-Bowl-Drinking-Games/BLOG/1808929/50233.html thechad101 2010-02-05T17:24:40Z Rockin101 Super Bowl Sunday has become a national holiday that celebrates excess - lots of junk food, lots of booze. Speaking of booze, here are some drinking games to pass the time: Drink at every Archie Manning sighting. Drink at every suggestion of Peyton Manning being "the best ever." Drink every time they play "When The Saints Go Marching In." Drink every-time a high-paid sideline reporter states the obvious like, "They did not want to turn the ball over" or "They did not want to give up a big play." Drink at the appearance of any talking animal, alien or Kardashian. Drink if Roger Daltry drops dead of old age after singing, "Hope I die before I get old." Drink at every John Madden sighting. Drink at every dumb zebra call. Drink double if it's a roughing the Passing Princess call. nonadult false Super Bowl Drinking Games! text blog 94 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1808929 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Party-Guests-To-Avoid/BLOG/1807055/50233.html Super Bowl Sunday will be the last great party until St. Patrick's Day in March, so make the most of it -- and don't let any clowns or idiots ruin your fun. According to Guyism.com, here are some Super Bowl party guests to avoid like the plague: The Vulture -- This guy takes his food very seriously, hovering by the appetizers, stuffing the last slice of pizza in his face. The Drunk -- The drunk shows up with a buzz and kicks it into high gear before halftime. By the end of the game, you're dealing with a stumbling, loud, obnoxious jerk. The Eclipse -- Like the moon passing in front of the sun, this guy blocks your view of the TV at big moments in the game. The Guy That Just Won't Shut Up -- Being sociable is one thing. Being chatty from wire-to-wire is just too much. Even though the biggest football game of the year is on, this guy thinks "it's all about him." Super Bowl Sunday will be the last great party until St. Patrick's Day in March, so make the most of it -- and don't let any clowns or idiots ruin your fun. According to Guyism.com, here are some Super Bowl party guests to avoid like the plague: The Vulture -- This guy takes his food very seriously, hovering by the appetizers, stuffing the last slice of pizza in his face. The Drunk -- The drunk shows up with a buzz and kicks it into high gear before halftime. By the end of the game, you're dealing with a stumbling, loud, obnoxious jerk. The Eclipse -- Like the moon passing in front of the sun, this guy blocks your view of the TV at big moments in the game. The Guy That Just Won't Shut Up -- Being sociable is one thing. Being chatty from wire-to-wire is just too much. Even though the biggest football game of the year is on, this guy thinks "it's all about him." Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:57:19 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Party-Guests-To-Avoid/BLOG/1807055/50233.html thechad101 2010-02-04T19:57:19Z Rockin101 Super Bowl Sunday will be the last great party until St. Patrick's Day in March, so make the most of it -- and don't let any clowns or idiots ruin your fun. According to Guyism.com, here are some Super Bowl party guests to avoid like the plague: The Vulture -- This guy takes his food very seriously, hovering by the appetizers, stuffing the last slice of pizza in his face. The Drunk -- The drunk shows up with a buzz and kicks it into high gear before halftime. By the end of the game, you're dealing with a stumbling, loud, obnoxious jerk. The Eclipse -- Like the moon passing in front of the sun, this guy blocks your view of the TV at big moments in the game. The Guy That Just Won't Shut Up -- Being sociable is one thing. Being chatty from wire-to-wire is just too much. Even though the biggest football game of the year is on, this guy thinks "it's all about him." nonadult false Party Guests To Avoid text blog 113 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1807055 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_Guy-Speak-Translated/BLOG/1807050/50233.html He says: "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."Translated: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."   He says: "Take a break honey, you're working too hard."Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."   He says: "That's interesting, dear."Translated: "Are you still talking?"   He says: "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."   He says: "I can't find it."Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless"   He says: "What did I do this time?"Translated: "What did you catch me doing?"   He says: "I heard you."Translated: "I'm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."   He says: "You know I could never love anyone else."Translated: "I'm used to the way you nag me, and realize it could be worse."   He says: "You look great."Translated: "Please don't try on one more outfit ... I'm starving."   He says: "We share the housework."Translated: "I make the messes -- she cleans them up." He says: "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."Translated: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."   He says: "Take a break honey, you're working too hard."Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."   He says: "That's interesting, dear."Translated: "Are you still talking?"   He says: "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."   He says: "I can't find it."Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless"   He says: "What did I do this time?"Translated: "What did you catch me doing?"   He says: "I heard you."Translated: "I'm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."   He says: "You know I could never love anyone else."Translated: "I'm used to the way you nag me, and realize it could be worse."   He says: "You look great."Translated: "Please don't try on one more outfit ... I'm starving."   He says: "We share the housework."Translated: "I make the messes -- she cleans them up." Thu, 04 Feb 2010 19:54:21 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_Guy-Speak-Translated/BLOG/1807050/50233.html thechad101 2010-02-04T19:54:21Z Rockin101 He says: "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."Translated: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."   He says: "Take a break honey, you're working too hard."Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."   He says: "That's interesting, dear."Translated: "Are you still talking?"   He says: "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."   He says: "I can't find it."Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless"   He says: "What did I do this time?"Translated: "What did you catch me doing?"   He says: "I heard you."Translated: "I'm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."   He says: "You know I could never love anyone else."Translated: "I'm used to the way you nag me, and realize it could be worse."   He says: "You look great."Translated: "Please don't try on one more outfit ... I'm starving."   He says: "We share the housework."Translated: "I make the messes -- she cleans them up." nonadult false Guy-Speak Translated text blog 107 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1807050 4889990 Member 0 http://my101.rockin101.com/_How-To-Win-an-Eating-Contest/BLOG/1802414/50233.html With the Super Bowl coming up this weekend, there is going to be a lot of eating. Considering that you'll be stretching out your stomach, now might be the time to consider entering a competitive eating contest. If you want to kick off your training on Sunday, here are some guidelines to help you maximize your god-given ability to chow down: 1. Don't Starve Yourself -- Starving makes your stomach shrink, which is the opposite of what you need to do. Instead, you need to eat moderately through your training. 2. Eat Lettuce -- Because lettuce is mostly water, it helps to stretch the stomach without packing on the pounds. Boiled cabbage also works. 3. Exercise Regularly -- Cardiovascular exercise helps your lungs become more efficient, which helps during competitions. When you're stuffing hot dogs in your face, it's hard to breathe. The guy who can breathe easiest has a great advantage. 4. Wiggle Your Hips -- When you're competing, use some body English to force food down your esophagus and to help it settle in your stomach. 5. Pace Yourself -- Eat at a steady pace so your body and brain won't have time to fight back. With the Super Bowl coming up this weekend, there is going to be a lot of eating. Considering that you'll be stretching out your stomach, now might be the time to consider entering a competitive eating contest. If you want to kick off your training on Sunday, here are some guidelines to help you maximize your god-given ability to chow down: 1. Don't Starve Yourself -- Starving makes your stomach shrink, which is the opposite of what you need to do. Instead, you need to eat moderately through your training. 2. Eat Lettuce -- Because lettuce is mostly water, it helps to stretch the stomach without packing on the pounds. Boiled cabbage also works. 3. Exercise Regularly -- Cardiovascular exercise helps your lungs become more efficient, which helps during competitions. When you're stuffing hot dogs in your face, it's hard to breathe. The guy who can breathe easiest has a great advantage. 4. Wiggle Your Hips -- When you're competing, use some body English to force food down your esophagus and to help it settle in your stomach. 5. Pace Yourself -- Eat at a steady pace so your body and brain won't have time to fight back. Tue, 02 Feb 2010 16:26:58 GMT http://my101.rockin101.com/_How-To-Win-an-Eating-Contest/BLOG/1802414/50233.html thechad101 2010-02-02T16:26:58Z Rockin101 With the Super Bowl coming up this weekend, there is going to be a lot of eating. Considering that you'll be stretching out your stomach, now might be the time to consider entering a competitive eating contest. If you want to kick off your training on Sunday, here are some guidelines to help you maximize your god-given ability to chow down: 1. Don't Starve Yourself -- Starving makes your stomach shrink, which is the opposite of what you need to do. Instead, you need to eat moderately through your training. 2. Eat Lettuce -- Because lettuce is mostly water, it helps to stretch the stomach without packing on the pounds. Boiled cabbage also works. 3. Exercise Regularly -- Cardiovascular exercise helps your lungs become more efficient, which helps during competitions. When you're stuffing hot dogs in your face, it's hard to breathe. The guy who can breathe easiest has a great advantage. 4. Wiggle Your Hips -- When you're competing, use some body English to force food down your esophagus and to help it settle in your stomach. 5. Pace Yourself -- Eat at a steady pace so your body and brain won't have time to fight back. nonadult false How To Win an Eating Contest text blog 77 0 0.0 http://my101.rockin101.com/service/displayKickPlace.kickAction?u=4889990&as=50233 http://media.kickstatic.com/kickapps/images/50233/photos/PHOTO_2716452_50233_4889990_ap_160X120.jpg false 0 0 1802414 4889990 Member 0