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  • All Whores Rejoice!! All Whores Rejoice!!

    • From: thechad101
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      According to a new study from the University of Minnesota, young people who engage in casual sex are not at greater risk of being screwed up in the head than those who have sex in committed relationships.

      There has been speculation in the past that casual sex is psychologically damaging. But, thanks to the work of lead researcher Marla Eisenberg, we now know there are no differences in the well-being of people who get down and dirty with casual sex versus those who stick to one partner.

      Of course, there's still the physical stuff to worry about, such as sexually transmitted diseases and unwanted pregnancies. But, it's nice to know swinging from partner to partner will not, at least, cause you to go crazy.

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  • A Hangover-Free Cocktail! A Hangover-Free Cocktail!

    • From: thechad101
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      A nutritionist in England claims he has created a cocktail that actually prevents hangovers. That's right ... an alcoholic drink that cleanses the system and allows you to wake up with no headache or nausea.

      Nutritional therapist and Indian "superfood" guru Gurpareet Bains' drink comes in at a hefty 80 proof and will get you wasted, but included ingredients that fight the symptoms of a hangover.

      It's made with:

      • one ounce of Christmas spice-infused vodka
      • a half-ounce of Cointreau
      • one ounce of acai juice
      • 12 ounces of pomegranate juice

      Shake it up and pour it over ice. (Garnish it with fresh mint leaves and a stick of cinnamon if you're really feeling festive.)

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    • 9 months ago
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  • The Android Sex Doll!!! The Android Sex Doll!!!

    • From: thechad101
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      A German company is now manufacturing Android sex dolls that come equipped with a "heavy breathing" feature, a g-spot and -- most importantly -- a pulse.

      The doll, named Andy (it's a "chick"), is referred to as a "synthetic human" by its manufacturer, First Androids, and retails for about $3,800.

      If you're that hard....up, or got the cabbage to burn, go to first-androids.de

      $3,800 for unlimited sex with a partner with a pulse ... the (more expensive) answer to women's "boyfriends with batteries"...that's vibrators, yo!

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  • Where To Fart Without Getting Where To Fart Without Getting Caught

    • From: thechad101
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      Passing gas is a normal human function. Without letting that pressure out, we would all explode like over-inflated balloons.

      But, unfortunately, the rules of society say that letting it rip is a faux pas. We are constantly restricted from farting whenever we like, told to hold our farts until we enter a safe zone.

      According to MuffSlap.com (---awesome name!), here are a few safe zones where we can unload our noxious fumes without being judged:

      1. In a Crowded Bar -- Probably the most perfect place to butt sputter. It's loud, so no one will hear you and there are so many people that you won't get identified.

      2. In Front of Your Buddies -- In the company of your fellow man, farting is actually considered a great achievement.

      3. When Playing Sports -- When it comes to an athletic activity, farting, belching, or any other type of vulgar activity is encouraged and is considered part of the deal.

      4. In Front of Your Wife -- When you are courting a girl, you need to hold it in. But once you put that ring on her finger, all bets are off. She's stuck with you, no matter how bad you smell.
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  • Undeserving Millionaires Undeserving Millionaires

    • From: thechad101
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      Even if we're not rich, we can admire people who have made a ton of money -- unless those people don't deserve their wealth.

      According to BroBible.com, here are some undeserving millionaires:

      1. William Hung -- Famous for being untalented. Only in America.

      2. Perez Hilton -- The more annoying he gets, the richer he gets. Nobody said life was fair.

      3. Jon and Kate -- How they turned their creepy, boring lives into piles of cash will forever remain a mystery. Shame on any of you who paid attention to this mess.

      4. Nadya Suleman (Octomom) -- Another freak show exploiting her ability to procreate.

      5. Jared Fogle (Subway Spokesman) -- If you saw him in line in front of you at Subway, wouldn't you be tempted to beat him silly with a stale wheat bun?

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  • Ways To Ruin a Bachelor Party Ways To Ruin a Bachelor Party

    • From: thechad101
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      Women are highly protective of their weddings. They don't want anything to go wrong -- and often become control freak bride-zillas along the way to the altar.

      Guys, on the other hand, care a lot about their bachelor parties. And while there is a much greater margin of error with bachelor parties, there are still a few things that can cause the party to go very wrong.

      According to Guyism.com, here are some ways to ruin a bachelor party:

      1. Pass Out -- Guys usually get pretty drunk at bachelor parties. Drinking isn't a crime, but passing out at the bar is.

      2. Forget to Arrange Transportation -- A bachelor party is one event where you shouldn't trust a designated driver from the group. Hire a professional.

      3. Don't Help Pay for Things -- Friends need to pony up a few bucks because this is, more or less, a going away party for your buddy. On this night, he gets a free pass. Booze, drugs, lap dances, greens fees and bail money should all be taken care of by the other guys.

      4. Say Something Stupid to the Bride's Father or Brother -- The bride's father or brother might be along for the ride, but they still play for the bride's team. Things can get wild, but don't tell any crazy stories that could cause your buddy trouble down the line.

      Source: Guyism.com

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  • Other Uses For Beer Other Uses For Beer

    • From: thechad101
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      Beer is great, but it's not just for drinking anymore. It turns out that that golden, frosty brew can serve other purposes as well.

      MensHealth.com has come up with a list of 31 things you could do with beer, besides drink it of course. Here are some interesting uses ...

      • Bathe in it. The yeast in the beer is actually good for your skin.
      • Put out a fire. If you have a fire extinguisher handy, you should use it. But if you don't, shake up your beer and spray out the flame.
      • Polish pots: Let beer sit on a copper pot or any other copper surface and then wipe it off.
      • Clear up brown spots on your lawn. Pour the beer on those dead areas. The fermented sugars will stimulate plant growth.
      • Catch mice. Leave a small bowl of beer out. Mice like it. They'll climb in, drink it up and won't be able to climb out.
      • Marinate meat. Let some ribs soak in a beer. Yum.
      • Loosen rusty bolts. Pour some beer on them and wait a few minutes. The carbonation may help break up the rust.
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    • 8 months ago
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  • Spring Break Chicks Spring Break Chicks

    • From: thechad101
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      Spring Break is chock full of hot chicks, but it's important to understand that all hot chicks are not created equally. They are all different, and according to BroBible, there are 11 different types of girls you'll encounter on your Spring Break getaway.

      1. The Freaky Slut: You'll usually identify her by the numerous tattoos and her willingness to do some crazy stuff.

      2. Slutty McSlutterson: She wears sexy outfits and is quite easy, despite the fact that she's not exactly as hot as she thinks she is. You'll realize this too when you sober up.

      3. The Cougar: She didn't book her trip there because it was Spring Break, but since the beach and bars are flooded with young guys, what the heck?

      4. The Faithful Girl: She has a boyfriend back home and there's no way she's going to cheat on him.

      5. The Cling-On: You met her on the first day of your trip and now she won't leave you  alone.

      6. Miss Waste-of-Time: She's the hottest one in the bar and she knows it. All of your efforts are a big waste-of-time.

      7. Jail Bait: This one is self-explanatory.

      8. Fatty C-Block: She's there to have fun with her hot girlfriends and to protect them from guys like you.

      9. The Pivot: She seemed hot when you met her, but less and less each time you look at her.

      10. Holly Hospital: Her Spring Break will probably end on the first night. The rest of her week, after a quick stomach-pumping at the hospital, will continue in the hotel room.

      11. The One: She's hot, friendly, likes to chill out with you and your friends.

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  • Men's Room Hall of Shame Men's Room Hall of Shame

    • From: thechad101
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      ---found this at brobible.com. Awesome website.

      Below are 10 people that I have encountered over the course of my life. Each one is a treasure.

      10. The Closet Homo
      Gay or straight, this weirdo is armed with super-human peripheral vision and a hankering to see some dick. Chances are that he is not actually gay, but he simply can't help himself from glancing over at your penis. If you ever catch someone trying to window shop at your crotch, look him dead in the eye and then ask him what it's like to have a toddler's penis as you piss all over him. If he is twice your size, don't do that.

      9. Tommy Target Practice
      For no apparent biological reason (see: huge dick), this jerk-off stands a good 15 feet away from the urinal when he pisses. We've all played the "how far can my piss travel" game as kids, but at some point you have to grow up, take your dick out without your pants being around your ankles, and piss from a reasonable distance.

      8. The Constipated Grunter
      It's been almost a fort night since this guy last took a shit. Today, however, nothing short of an aneurism or his asshole falling out is going to stop him. What he needs is an education on regularity, a gallon of Metamucil, and a colonoscopy for good measure.

      7. The Chatter Box
      Sparking up a conversation in a restroom with a complete stranger is almost as bad as walking up to someone while they are taking money out of the ATM. But nothing can stop this social butterfly (as he likely calls himself) and his unsolicited banter. Whether you are pissing or shitting, he has stripped you of your solitude and any joy that you might have experienced.

      6. Machine Gun Ass
      I'll admit, when I'm standing at a urinal and some guy in a stall is firing farts off like an uzi I generally crack a smile. I'm a guy and farting is hilarious. But the best is when two of these bozos are shitting at the same time -- in opposite stalls -- trying to out fart one another in a little game of asshole warfare. ---there was a Family Guy episode with one of these....

      5. The Heavy Breather
      Usually in his late forties, this guy's life is literally in the shitter. He is the poster boy for cardio-respiratory disease and by the looks of it; he appears to be in his third trimester. Based on the noises coming from the stall, he might croak before he gets a chance to wipe his ass.

      4. Homeless Guy
      Indigenous to bus stations, New York City Starbucks (hippies have hearts), and other public restrooms that go unmonitored, the homeless guy loves to bathe, relieve, and jerk himself off in these areas.

      3. The Smoker
      I have no problem with you killing yourself by way of smoking. If you want to chain smoke an entire packs of Newports till your lungs collapse I won't dare stand in your way. We have to control the population somehow. What I do have a problem with, however, is taking an infant-sized shit in a bathroom that leaves me smelling like an ashtray when I exit. Find a fucking alley to appease your nicotine craving, not the place where other people lay their shit to rest.

      2. The Attendant
      I think the world would be a far cleaner place without bathroom attendants. Personally, when I see a bathroom attendant I either forgo washing my hands or I do something completely foul to the facility as my way of telling management to go fuck themselves. I look at it this way: If I have to pay some uneducated fuck a dollar to turn on the sink so I can wash my fucking hands then you better believe that I'm snagging a stale piece of Juicy Fruit, bathing myself in Drakkar Noir, and wiping my feces somewhere on the wall.

      1. The Phantom Shitter
      Nothing screams I'm a selfish, uncaring prick more than making it a point to take record-size dumps on every public bathroom floor you encounter. If you are ever lucky enough to watch a man take a shit on a public floor, I strongly urge you to do so. My father recently watched a man take a shit on the casino floor at the Mohegan Sun and every time he retells the story I am overcome with envy as I can see the rapture in his eyes and hear the adamant delight in his voice from witnessing such a heinous event.

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  • java courses java courses

    • From: anjela8841
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      IT CAREER offer job oriented courses, which are developed keeping in mind the pace at which the IT Industry is growing in recent years.

      IT CAREER OFFER FOLLOWING COURSES:

      J2EE, Java Courses, Spring, Hibernate, ASP.Net, Php,Oracle, SQT, Sql, Plsql, C, C++, Data Structure

      IT CAREER also provide project training for Freshers as well as Engineering/MCA Final year students, which help them grow in their career, get familiar with Software Development Life Cycle and learn new technologies.

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    • 9 months ago
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  • Strip-Club Etiquette Strip-Club Etiquette

    • From: thechad101
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      In most places we travel and spend time, we have a pretty good handle on the rules of etiquette. For example, it's OK to walk around your apartment in your tighty whiteys, scratching yourself. On the other hand, it's not OK to do this at the grocery store.

      Since there are so many things to consider at strip clubs, such as naked women, booze and money, it's important to have a solid grasp of what's expected before going in so you don't blow it.

      • Dress Code -- No sweatpants, athletic shorts or thin pants. Most dancers will stay far away from your sweatpants salami.
      • Tip -- Yes, it's all about the money. If you aren't prepared to pay the dancers for their services -- just like a hairdresser or mechanic -- stay home.
      • Ask for Permission, Not Forgiveness -- Your stripper is a performer and a human being who'll tell you yes or no. Ask what you can do and follow the rules. (And, if you don't like the answer, offer more money.)
      • Observe Club Norms -- If everyone is setting tips down on the edge of the stage, don't try to stick a dollar bill in the dancer's thong. If they're sliding bills into garters, you may not want to "make it rain." There are club rule variations. Watch a little before getting into the act.

      --AND NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM!!!

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  • Worst Roommates Ever Worst Roommates Ever

    • From: thechad101
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      WORST ROOMMATES EVER

      We've all had horrible roommates. And if you say that you haven't, then chances are good that you were the horrible roommate.

      Let's face it -- it's hard to live with someone else. Even if they're a good roommate, sharing space with another person is difficult. But there are just those disgusting, inconsiderate, loud, crazy, drunken and filthy few that are exceptionally bad.

      According to HolyTaco.com, there are nine types of roommates that are the absolute worst.   

      9. The Deadbeat -- Although he has money to go out every night and wear nice clothes, he never has money for the rent.

      8. The Food Stealer -- He eats your food and then denies it.

      7. The Party Guy -- This guy comes home at 5 am with a group of people.

       

       

      6. The Borrower - This guy borrows your stuff and loses it.

      5. The Gamer -- He's constantly using the TV for video games.

      4. The Couch Potato -- He's always lying, sleeping, drooling on the couch.

      3. The Guy Whose Girlfriend is Always Over -- It's like you have two roommates but you're only getting rent from one.

      2. The Slob -- You know the type. Dirty laundry all over the place, empty milk containers in the fridge, something resembling a half-eaten piece of fruit on the couch.

      1. The Neat Freak -- The extreme opposite of The Slob. This guy is like living with your mother.

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    • 10 months ago
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  • Moobs Moobs

    • From: thechad101
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      An organization of British plastic surgeons is reporting that more and more guys are going under the knife in order to deal with their "man boobs" or "moobs."

      Statistics from the British Association of Aesthetic Plastic Surgeons (BAAPS) show that the number of men who had breast reduction surgery (gynaecomastia) last year increased 80 percent.

      Health officials are a little worried about this trend. They admit that plastic surgery is an option, but exercising regularly and maintaining a healthy diet is definitely a better way to go.

      In case you were wondering, a "moob job" typically costs around $4,000 and can involve the removal of as much as one liter of fat.

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  • Things You Should Know About P Things You Should Know About Pc Satellite Tv

    • From: texnogeekz
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      It has been a normal activity for everybody to watch TV everyday. In fact, a typical person spends 150 minutes in watching TV everyday. But since technology now has a lot to offer, people have discovered other ways of entertainment like computers, satellite TV for PC and the internet which are more accessible and modern.

      Nowadays, people are spending more time surfing and browsing the internet which makes it the most spent technology today. With advancement of technology like the PC Satellite TV software, TV watching has been made easy and more accessible and is now virtually available.

      Things you should know about the software:

      Do not be overwhelmed by the term. It is just actually software that can be used and installed by some one who is not even familiar with its mechanics. Here are some interesting details about the software for PC satellite TV:

      1. The software can provide you over thousands of channels from all around the globe. It actually gives you the opportunity to watch your favorite show wherever you are with just a use of your PC or laptop. So you do not have to rush back home to see your favorite program. All you need to do is turn on your computer and access your favorite channel.

      2. With a normal commercial cable and satellite TV services, billing comes in monthly and installation fees are required which makes it expensive and costly. And some people are having a hard time with having clear signals of their chosen channels. Whereas a PC satellite TV software will only have the cost of the disk itself. With a one time fee, you are provided with a thousand and more channels for you to choose from right after the installation.

      3. The channels are often in good quality viewing without having to pay some additional fees. This feature can suppress your cravings for good shows. There are a lot of ways to enjoy this technology and it will get better and better as time goes by.

      4. Setting up is quick and easy to follow. You do not have to be a technical expert to have this installed. The software will be using Media Player and Macromedia Flash which are already stored in your computer when you bought it. You need a high speed internet or broadband connection to have good TV feed transmission. So when you want to watch your favorite show, all you have to do is open your internet browser and then access the pop-up that will come up from the satellite TV stations.

      5. Once you get yourself familiar with it, you can browse up to improve your programs. You can personalize your choices by picking the channels that you want to view so that you will not miss any of your favorite shows. This can be activated easily and trouble free.

      6. Installing the software is very simple. You just have to have the software downloaded from a reliable site, run it on your computer and you are ready to access your favorite shows right through your computer.

      There are so many websites where you can download this software. But be careful of the sites that you are accessing; be sure that these sites are reliable and trustworthy enough for you to prevent these problems from happening:

      1. The channels are experiencing buffering problems which makes viewing unbearable.

      2. The channels are not capable of being updated or may not work at all.

      3. Your PC might be infested with malwares and spy wares which might give more problems in the future.

       

      About the Author. Male, late 50's, likes walking the dog, and taking a dip in the pool at his Villa in Thailand... oh and enjoys watching FREE satellite tv at http://www.computeruser.com/blogs/entry/satellite-tv-for-pc-watch-satellite-tv-on-your-pc/

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  • Technology Replacing Men Technology Replacing Men

    • From: thechad101
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      Developments in science and technology are rapidly advancing -- and this is allowing women to slowly, but surely, replace the men in their lives.

      Here are some ways in which men are becoming obsolete to the needs of women:

      1. Artificial Insemination -- Who needs a man when you have a turkey baster?

      2. HGTV and Power Tools -- Since the first tools were crafted from stone and metal, fix-it projects have been the domain of men. Not anymore. The HGTV cable network along with do-it-yourself stores like Home Depot and Lowes have given women the access to tools and the know-how to use them.

      3. Bug Spray -- Men used to be handy because they were in charge of spider-squashing. These days, women no longer need men to step on the bugs. They just need to reach for the Raid.

      4. Pepper Spray and Tasers -- Once upon a time, women were afraid to be out alone at night without a male bodyguard. The invention of pepper spray and tasers meant a new degree of freedom for women.

      5. Sex Toys -- The no-brainer.

      ---Well, #1 still requires men at some point. So get off our asses and shut up!

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  • Crimson Edge at Halfway Jam Crimson Edge at Halfway Jam

    • From: dman2265
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      CRIMSON EDGE AT HALFWAY JAM, SATURDAY, JULY 25th, AT 2:30pm

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  • Party Guests To Avoid Party Guests To Avoid

    • From: thechad101
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      Super Bowl Sunday will be the last great party until St. Patrick's Day in March, so make the most of it -- and don't let any clowns or idiots ruin your fun.

      According to Guyism.com, here are some Super Bowl party guests to avoid like the plague:

      • The Vulture -- This guy takes his food very seriously, hovering by the appetizers, stuffing the last slice of pizza in his face.
      • The Drunk -- The drunk shows up with a buzz and kicks it into high gear before halftime. By the end of the game, you're dealing with a stumbling, loud, obnoxious jerk.
      • The Eclipse -- Like the moon passing in front of the sun, this guy blocks your view of the TV at big moments in the game.
      • The Guy That Just Won't Shut Up -- Being sociable is one thing. Being chatty from wire-to-wire is just too much. Even though the biggest football game of the year is on, this guy thinks "it's all about him."
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  • So, you wanna know where the p So, you wanna know where the parties are?!

    • From: dman2265
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      OKAY, SO YOU WANT TO PARTY, BUT AREN'T SURE AS TO WHERE TO GO. GOOD NEWS FOR YOU, HERE IS WHERE THE PARTIES ARE. JUST SHOW UP. NO NEED TO RSVP, WE WILL JUST EXPECT YOU. JAG-BOMBS, LOLLIPOPS, ROCK-N-ROLL BY CRIMSON EDGE, AND AN INFLATABLE SHEEP NAMED LULU.WHAT MORE CAN YOU ASK FOR?

      CRIMSON EDGE SCHEDULE

       

      Apr 25 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      Double Deuce Rockville

      May 2 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      DJ’s Downton Bar Roscoe

      May 9 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      CS Sports Bar Eden Valley

      May 22 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      Queen Bee’s Bar Paynesville

      May 23 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      Queen Bee’s Bar Paynesville

      May 30 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      Sportsman Club Eden Valley

      Jun 19 2009

       

      8:30P

       

       

       

      VFW - Hutchinson Hutchinson

      Jun 20 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      Morgan Street Dance Morgan

      Jun 26 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      CS Sports Bar Eden Valley

      Jun 27 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      The Rail Bar Atwater

      Jul 4 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      Cactus Jacks Stewart

      Aug 8 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      Bonfire Bar & Grill Litchfield

      Aug 19 2009

       

      8:00P

       

       

       

      Mcleod County Fair! Hutchinson

      Aug 22 2009

       

      9:00P

       

       

       

      Cactus Jacks Stewart

      Oct 31 2009

       

      8:30P

       

       

       

       

      VFW - Hutchinson

      Hutchinson

       

       

       


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  • Guy-Speak Translated Guy-Speak Translated

    • From: thechad101
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      He says: "I was listening to you. It's just that I have things on my mind."
      Translated: "I was wondering if that blonde over there is wearing a bra."

       

      He says: "Take a break honey, you're working too hard."
      Translated: "I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

       

      He says: "That's interesting, dear."
      Translated: "Are you still talking?"

       

      He says: "I was just thinking about you, and got you these roses."
      Translated: "The girl selling them on the corner was a real babe."

       

      He says: "I can't find it."
      Translated: "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless"

       

      He says: "What did I do this time?"
      Translated: "What did you catch me doing?"

       

      He says: "I heard you."
      Translated: "I'm hoping desperately that I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at me."

       

      He says: "You know I could never love anyone else."
      Translated: "I'm used to the way you nag me, and realize it could be worse."

       

      He says: "You look great."
      Translated: "Please don't try on one more outfit ... I'm starving."

       

      He says: "We share the housework."
      Translated: "I make the messes -- she cleans them up."

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  • Ransomware Ransomware

    • From: thechad101
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      ---Found this on MSN....very interesting. I suggest you take a look at it.

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      Turning hijacked computers into cash is still hard work for most computer criminals.  They've got to trick the infected PC into sending spam, then trick a recipient into buying a useless product -- or they have to steal online banking passwords, log onto a victim’s account, bypass the bank’s money transfer fraud controls, and so on.

      It's much easier to just demand cash directly from infected users -- a crime that's the Internet's equivalent of kidnapping. 

      "Give me all your money or your computer gets it-" is the basic proposition. 

      The technique was dubbed "ransomware" many years ago by computer virus researchers, and is not new.  What is new is the explosion of ransomware, thanks to the evolution of ever-more-believable tactics during recent months.

       

      In December, the FBI issued a warning about a broader category of malicious programs called "rogueware.” These programs appear on users' machines and claim to find viruses, then offer to clean them for $50.  Rogueware looks so realistic -- complete with Windows-like dialog boxes and scary warnings -- that Web users were tricked into sending $150 million to criminals last year, the FBI says.

      The new ransomware is similar, but far more aggressive.  Once a computer is infected with it, the program does more than recommend a software purchase –it simply won't let users continue to use their PC until they pay up.

      Luis Corrons Granel, a researcher at Panda Security, said use of ransomware by criminals is exploding -- 25 percent of all rogueware in the past quarter involved a family of intimidating products named "TotalAntivirus.” It demands that users pay $50 for two years, $79 for a lifetime license.

      “The increase (in ransomware) has been really significant,” Granel said. A single family of ransomware programs called “Total Security” made up one-quarter of all rogueware programs detected during the past three months, he said.

      To an average user, most rogueware would be indistinguishable from other standard antivirus products.  They look like fully functional software, showing Windows-like screens for firewall settings, file scanning, and every other tab you'd expect from standard antivirus products. “Total Security” even lets users choose their language -- English, Spanish, and German are offered.

      The switch to ransomware by the bad guys makes sense, says Peter Cassidy, spokesman for the Anti-Phishing Working Group -- because computer criminals are refining their programming methods, and getting more aggressive about taking people's money.

      "Instead of trying to fool people and getting one out of 1,000 to pay, what they're doing now is just locking up the PC and telling them they have to pay," he said.  "It's a really violent approach, really nasty."

      There might be one silver lining to the rise of ransomware, Cassidy said. 

      "It's not in that gray area of selling people useless crap," he said.  “It’s clearly criminal, and extortion does get the attention of law enforcement officials.”

      As is customary, computer criminals are fusing this new attack with successful, older methods, said John Harrison, a security researcher at Symantec Corp. In one recent example, criminals first engaged in search engine "poisoning," so their booby-trapped Web sites would rate high in Google searches about Haiti’s earthquake. Visitors who clicked were tricked into downloading the ransomware software; and then were confronted with extortion demands.

      "That's their distribution model," Harrison said -. "They used to do it subtly, but now they are doing it much more brazenly."

      In some versions, users will see a message that says, "Google recommends you install this," or "Microsoft recommends you turn this feature on- … then, they take over your computer and all of a sudden it looks like you have 900 viruses," he said. 

      The latest flavor of ransomware, described on Jan. 8 by security firm F-Secure, doesn't disable all software, but it does something just as debilitating -- it encrypts all the files on a victim's computer, and forces them to pay for decryption.  The program, which calls itself Data Doctor 2010, costs $89.

      RED TAPE WRESTLING TIPS
      In some cases, researchers say, paying the ransom does work, at least initially. Still, it's a terrible idea to pay. On a grand scale, you've just subsidized a criminal. But there are far more practical concerns -- why would you trust the author of ransomware with your credit card number?  Perhaps you think you'd never do this, but remember, the FBI says rogueware writers have made $150 million, so someone is paying up.

      If an unexpected antivirus dialog box lands on your computer screen, close the window immediately by clicking on the 'x' in the upper-right hand corner.  Don't use the "OK/Cancel" buttons in the window -- criminals often reprogram these.

      You may or may not be infected anyway -- it's possible you are already the victim of a "drive-by download" that doesn't require user interaction. So run an antivirus scan, if you can.

      If the rogue software has actually taken over your computer, physically disconnect it from the Internet to avoid having your personal information sent back to the criminal. Then go to a different computer to search for solutions. Type in the name of the rogue software and search for information on well-known antivirus Web sites. Many antivirus firms offer free cleaners you can download or place onto a USB memory stick, and run on your infected computer.

      But maintain healthy suspicion at all times. Ransomware authors have gone so far as to create fake software reviews about their products and place them around the Internet, even stealing logos from reputable technology publications, says Harrison.

      "The idea is you search for information about the program and this turns up, and you figure it's ok so you install it," he said.  "Some of this is soft sell, some is very hard sell."


      As always, it’s never a good idea to follow links in e-mails when heading to Web sites – it takes an extra moment, but always click into your browser’s address bar and manually type the address.

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